I got a lot of flak for making this my first Sex Topic. There are a lot out there. Yes and many are more important BUT! I want to know. Just how important is the hair down there when it comes to doing the butt naked mambo? Not just for women either. It seems when the issue of pubic hair is brought up that women are the first thing that comes to mind. It just can’t be like that. So on both ends how does the pubic hair issue hold up. Of course this has to do with oral sex mostly.

So for starters I can’t stand the 70’s bush on a woman. I mean it’s shocking in this day and age that someone doesn’t at least keep it trim. I experienced this in the not so distant past. So let me paint you a picture. We are kissing & getting hot and heavy & Jo-Jo-Bear goes from boobs to belly to undies & tries to score. So I get there & politely put my hand down the undies & what do I find? A cup cake with a Fosters Freeze swirl size mound of hair that my hand has to navigate through. My finger was wiggling around so much I thought I was checking for change in an old phone booth. I never quite found any loose change. It actually felt like Chinese Finger cuffs. It was just a bit much for my taste. Also I kind of grew out of the whole “shaved like a baby” thing. Notice the double meaning. Grew out! HA HA! It’s the little things people. I didn’t want it to feel like I was molesting a child. A little hair is nice. So what is alright for a woman? Obviously there isn’t a “Right” answer but what does everyone think? I mean if you like you could go “cave girl” & let it grow out. You know get corn rolls or dreads put in there. It might be sexy to some… Come to think of it I’m getting turned on right now! LOL

As far as the men go I would think a huge mane of pubes would be a little shocking & not cool. I would have to imagine that when a woman reaches for a shaft she doesn’t want to run into a mound of coarse barb wire pubes. If she were to jerk him off it would sound like machinery turning. I mean a guy with a well groomed shaft would be better than a big fern tree with a German helmet poking out. I had a friend tell me she was going down on a guy and that every time she put his manhood in her mouth just a little his pubes were tickling the inside of her nose! She said it kind of killed the mood. I’ve also heard that a totally shaved shaft & bean bag is not the best either. Guys will do this mostly to make their junk look bigger. Uh… That’s what I heard anyway. The girl that told me this said when he released the fury she almost laughed because it was unexpected. She said she stared and rubbed with amazement for a minute. She also said she blew & did him anyway because he was hot so maybe the pubes just don’t matter! So ladies what’s best on a guy? Does it matter? What is just horrible on a guy? Some guys take great pride in a big shaft bush. Like the Zohan and Ron Burgundy. I’m sure there are actual people that like their manes as well.

Jo-Jo-Bears take: It’s a personal preference obviously. However anyone, Man or woman, would be just lazy to not trim the damn thing at least. Maybe a total shave is a bit much, well for the guys anyway. A shave on a girl can be ok but a nice trim would be nice. I once had a female friend tell me it looked like a Snicker Doodle. That seemed ok in my mind. No big puffy bush though. It’s just not cool on a girl. As far as the boys, clean and trim should be good. Maybe a 2 on the sides and a 4 on top! LOL I will say this gentleman; if you can pull a pubic hair & straighten it out & it’s longer than your clam chowder juice squirter, I would say TRIM IT DOWN! So does this even translate to the bedroom? I mean most guys would probably not let that stop them from doing the deed. How about the girls? Would you leave a guy with blue apples if he was just way too hairy down yonder?  Let me know. Leave a comment here, on Facebook or Email me. Everyone enjoy the weekend. It’s Super Bowl weekend! Woo HOO!! See you Monday.